Finally...a chance to make fun of the Clique books!

by Charlotte Scriversi
originally published at 07:58PM on Thursday, September 27, 2007

Massie Block stared down at her nose at the new girl.
“Ehmagawd! Puh-lease, let you sit at our table? With that outfit? That is so last week!” She tossed her hair over her one shoulder and looked down at her own impeccably put-together, expensive outfit. She grinned and said, “Are you a dalmatian?”
“No, of course I’m not,” replied the new girl, Naomi, who had after all only wanted to sit somewhere, anywhere.
“Well, then, why do you have spots?” She pointed one french-manicured fingernail at the girl’s top. It was a turquoise tunic with white polka dots, worn over what in Naomi’s opinion were perfectly good jeans. They were Levi’s.
Naomi rolled her eyes.
“Ehmagawd, Leesh, did you see that? She AHB -viously does not know who I am.” Massie crossed her arms and stared at the other girl. “I’m, like, the queen bee of the seventh grade at OCD .”
“Yeah?” Naomi said coolly. “Well, I’m an eighth grader, and I have a brain larger than a pea.”

[Note: I read one of the books out of curiosity; my sister liked it.]

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  • from blueyedwonder:

    ha this sounds EXACTLY like the clique books! hilarious, love it!

  • from THX 0477:

    There are clique books? This was kind of fun, but, as I’ve mentioned elsewhere, not being a teenage girl I think I’m at a disadvantage here.

  • from Kermitgorf:

    I enjoyed the ficlet, but I too am not a teenage girl( and never was lol) so i have no clue what a Clique Book is.. but it amused me so 5 stars.

  • from Alexa ♥:

    I don’t know what a Clique Book is (but I trust that you & Blue do).
    I like the dialogue, though, and I like Naomi.

  • from llamaluvsmenotu:

    “The Clique” is a series of books by Lisi Harrison

    luvvvs it!!

  • from One Time, One Chance:

    omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgogmgomgEHMAGAWD!!!!!!
    HOW DARE U MAKE FUN OF MY ROLE MODEL – MASSIE BLOCK !
    lolol j/k j/k i’ve read the series and i sorta kinda LOVE THEM ! i saw the title and i’m all “oh no she didn’t!” but i’m not gonna bust on u for it, cuz it’s ur opinion =]
    i’m most like dylan, btw. =]

  • from BetwINeen:

    i really like the clique books but this was funny and didn’t go to far…massie is pretty shallow

  • from wytherwings:

    lol, that was awesome
    i read the clique books… layne is the only cool character
    and massie seriously does sound like that
    lol, great job

  • from flute faerie:

    omg!! I’m in ♥ with the clique books. I can’t wait til bratfest at tiffany’s comes out. I have to give you brownie points, you sound exactly like them.