This ficlet contains vivid descriptions of pornographic acts

by Hobo Beard Bob
originally published at 11:09PM on Thursday, September 27, 2007

Just kidding. You pervert.

I originally wrote this ficlet as one of the Insane Knight series (starting here: After I published it, I noticed that I had not written it as a sequel, and so It was out of sequence with the rest of the series.

I thought it would be easy enough to set this one as a draft and then cut and paste the text into a new sequel. Once the sequel was in place I would delete the draft.

After I performed these steps I noticed that you could not delete a draft. So for several months there has been a copy of one of the Insane Knight stories in my drafts folder.

I am writing this to get the draft out of my folder. If an admin is reading this: please give us the ability to delete a draft. I am surprised that nobody else has needed this feature.

The old comments from Kermitgorf and Alexa are probably attached to this ficlet. If so, then they probably don’t make much sense now. Sorry.

And sorry there wasn’t any porno. You bunch of sickos.




  • from Kermitgorf:

    YAy, i’m probably the 1st to read this gem. Isane Knight is MY favorite series on Ficlets!!! every line was a classic, flipped him off, they ignored him ROFL . would make a great show on BBC . its Don Quiot meets Monty Python

  • from Alexa ♥:

    “Yay! There’s another installment in the Insane Knight series!”

    There was just so much I loved in this one. As a cashier in a department store, the description of “anxious customers looking for bargains” struck me (those people are vicious!), and I adore that he included “Mongoloids and Hermaphroditesâ€? in his greetings.

    You have a wonderful, insane, intelligent sense of humor. You should use it to make fun of pop culture in my challenge:

  • from [ wall.doll ]:

    Ha! I knew I was not the only one with this problem!

    They really should fix that. Stale, useless drafts take up too much space.