{Pop Culture Challenge}The Global News and Information Network

by Hobo Beard Bob
originally published at 12:19PM on Friday, September 28, 2007

Hi, I’m TALKING HEAD #12 and this is the Evening News Show on The Global News and Information Network.

Well it looks like POPULAR ACTOR and POPULAR ACTRESS are on the rocks again. Our spies have captured POPULAR ACTOR sneaking around behind POPULAR ACTRESS ’s back with SKANKY POP SINGER . We will keep you updated on this breaking story.

In other news, The war in Iraq doesn’t appear to be coming to a head anytime soo…...just a minute….Ladies and Gentlemen I was just handed a note that says OTHER SKANKY SINGER has just announced that she is pregnant again. The father is SOME NOBODY WHO WILL BE FAMOUS NOW . We go there now live for an update.

OTHER SKANKY SINGER : I’m happy. Having a baby makes me special because no other female can do it.

SOME NOBODY WHO WILL BE FAMOUS NOW : Buy my new record bi-yotch! Word!

Everyone here at The Global News and Information Network wish to send out our heartfelt thanks to OTHER SKANKY SINGER for giving us another 9 months of worthless news to force feed the public.

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Comments

  • from Alexa ♥:

    Priceless.
    ~
    Thank you so much for entering my challenge.

  • from Kermitgorf:

    Great parody of the sad state of affairs in borh Hollywood and the world of News reporting, very funny.

  • from blueyedwonder:

    haahaahaa.

  • from Stovohobo:

    Oh, what makes this so funny is that it’s true. Wow.

  • from Lone Writer:

    ROFL !!! It’s true. Crap. Can’t. Stop. Laughing…