A Ridiculously Unplausible Love Story, or Why does His Shirt Keep Coming Off?

by Insert Pen Name Here
originally published at 07:51PM on Friday, October 05, 2007

A Ridiculously Unplausible Love Story

Once upon a time, there was a wonderful, beautiful, kind, loving-oh whatever, she was just perfect, ok? A just-perfect girl. She went to school with this guy who was also perfect and she was in love with him. He was in love with her too, but he didn’t know it yet. Obviously. So they were in school together, and they were the top students (I told you they were perfect, didn’t I?) so they got to go on a special trip to…um…Montana! Yeah, Montana. SO they got on a plane and they were in first class and they each had their own personal waiter. Guy had this beautiful model-turned-flight attendant named…um…Juliet! And Girl had this horrible, ugly, smelly old man named Bert. Or Ernie. I can’t remember. Anyway, Guy was going all gaa-gaa over Juliet and Girl was fuming and trying to avoid Ernie (or Bert). Finally, Juliet and Bert (or Ernie) left Girl and Guy alone. Guy was slumped in his leather armchair, making feeble noises and drooling, while Girl steamed.


  • from NikkiC93:

    love it this is hilarious

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  • from thebetweenspace:

    Brilliant use of parenthetical statements and I like the flow… feels kind of like someone’s making up details as they go… in a good way.