Glam Gwen Meets Aggie Kimmel (aka the Devil)

by Insert Pen Name Here
originally published at 08:44PM on Friday, October 12, 2007


Wow. I have so much work to do. I never thought working at a cool high-fashion magazine would be so hard! I mean, I never thought it would be easy, either, but I also didn’t think that being a personal assistant meant doing everything that Aggie doesn’t want to do. Such as fetching her coffee. And doing all her paperwork.

When she called me, I stood up really quickly and knocked over about half of the stuff on my desk. I managed to catch it all before it hit the floor, though. I have an unusual talent for that… I knock over everything in sight but manage to catch and replace it all in the space of about three seconds.

Anyway, Aggie was sitting at her desk when I came in. She was writing something in her notebook.

“Ms.Kimmel, I-“
“Shhh!? She held up one perfectly manicured finger. I shushed.
Five minutes later, her scribbling stopped suddenly. By this time I was completely spaced out, totally staring off into the distance. So I didn’t hear her at first.
I jumped “WHAT!”