bob the lard

by llamaluvsmenotu
originally published at 08:55PM on Friday, November 09, 2007

this is a story about a lard named bob

bob was a fat lard

no one liked bob

bob had no friends

bob liked to eat ice cream
especially chocolate flavored ice cream

bob was unpopular

and uncool.

until one day bob died.

then it was the end.




  • from Lone Writer:

    Why is it that in storys about people named Bob the last line is always and then Bob died.?

  • from llamaluvsmenotu:

    no one likes bob.
    bob is a loser.

  • from MRay:

    I think bob ran off with my wife.

  • from Sailor Emo:


  • from One Time, One Chance:

    Lone Wrighter – cuz bob has to die sometime!
    this is the best story i’ve read, EVER ! ha.

  • from llamaluvsmenotu:

    MRay, bob runs off with everyones wife.
    which is one of the many reasons why no one liked bob.
    then bob died.