Reindeer and Flying Monkeys {Funny Christmas Challenge}

by Jenunique
originally published at 05:59AM on Sunday, November 11, 2007

“You’ve got to be kidding me, Elf.”

“Well, sir, you see, the reindeer are on strike.”

“Strike? How can reindeer go on strike? This is unbelievable!”

“It seems, sir, that during the off season Comet was watching a show on the television and ..”

“I told you not to let them watch that blasted television!”

“I know, but Comet watched and something about better pay for long working days….and well, Rudolph decided a strike was in order.”

Rudolph! I should have known. They work one day out of the year and I am expected to pay them, what? Carrots?”

“Sir, they do work rather …”

“ELF! Are you questioning my work ethics? Well they won’t get even a baby carrot out of me!”

“I understand, sir. The Witch has loaned us her help.”

“I see. Well, let’s get those monkeys harnessed and see if we can get this done in record time.”


  • from Tiggerstripn2:

    I was reading and had to sign this is so freakn funny I give it 10 stars

  • from Kermitgorf:

    I agree, reindeer on strike, what a funny conversation , image of flying monkeys fulling Santa’s sleigh, pricless.

  • from Storykeeper of Fae:

    This is awesome! Flying monkeys…:)

  • from One Time, One Chance:

    baha. what i wouldn’t give to see santa fly up in the sky lead by flying monkeys=]

  • from dylmyster:

    del-so fraking hilarious!!!!-del

  • from someday_93:

    I could just picture this…

  • from SupRspi:

    Awesome. Nicely formatted too – bonus points from me for that!

  • from flute faerie:

    I love it. I can see the monkeys now…

  • from Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus):

    Okay. Did NOT expect that!