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Yog-Sothoth Goes On A Picnic With Cthulhu and Tells a Joke

Yog-Sothoth, ut-nabigash, ur-ralicthlia. Ra’lyeh trop thluhth frt gannuh.

“(unpronouncable dialogue that took centuries to speak)”, said Yog-Sothoth.

“(dialogue removed since reading it would cause intense brain damage and insanity)”, replied Cthulhu.

“Yeah, but (pungent joke, only found funny by the creatures that exist in the Outer Void, such as the Goat with a Thousand Young, Nyarlathop, removed since it would also cause insanity, though not brain damage)”, Yog-Sothoth quipped.

“ROFL,” said Cthulhu.

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