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by Jenson
originally published at 09:50PM on Wednesday, November 21, 2007

“Helloooooooooooooooo!!! I am Linsey Lohaaaaaaaaaannnn!!!” screeched my hand.

“Hey! give me some eyes you idiot!” my hand demanded. I wondered if I was just hearing things. But I was sooooooo unlucky my hand just all of a sudden flung it’s self toward my face. I was really lucky when I found two extra prosthetic eyes in my right pocket.

“Wow I’m sooooooooooooooooooooooo luc-” “Shut up you retard” the hand interrupted me.

Well I’m gonna have a hard time with this piece of crap, I thought

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Comments

  • from Jenson:

    This is just a small story hope you enjoy it, but if you don’t I’m just a kid.

  • from someday_93:

    It was definitely funny…kind of random, but, you know, random makes the world go round!

  • from Jenson:

    WWheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I think this was pretty funny but oh well…

  • from Kermitgorf:

    very Funny broh.

  • from flute faerie:

    Tehehe, Jeff Dunham.

  • from The Master of Them that Know:

    Definitley funny, crazy, and different….but still AWESOMETASTIC !!!...lol