- O my gosh I can’t stand Jake. He is so annoying!

-You shouldn’t be so hard on him. I mean, he is new in school.

-You know what your problem is, Ashley? You are way too nice. You’ve got to start being meaner or you’re not going to be popular any more.

-That’s all you care about isn’t it, Abbigale. If some one isn’t popular you just have to diss them. You have serious issues.

-See? That’s what I’m talking about! That was the perfect attitude to keep you popular.

-What ever. Now back to Jake…oh, look; here he comes now.

-Hey Ashley. I was wondering if you’d like to go out some time?

-Sure. How bout after school?

-Souds good to me.

-How could you?! You know I like him!

-But you just said you couldn’t stand him.

-You should know by now not to listen to anything I say! I always mean exactly the opposite unless it has to do with fashion.

-Whatever. I’m not telling him I can’t go.

-Fine! Just go then, X-friend.

-You’re rediculous. Bye Miss Popularity.