She lives near a big ol’ lake,
In questionable mental state.

Her heart’s set on a rocker boy,
Whose heart’s still in Illinois.

She could never stand the cold,
And lives with people who are old.

Her thoughts are out – side the box.
She might be crazy – like a fox.

Her boy and she are one of mind
Though they’re both one of a kind

For this, Tad sent her some rhymes
But they just wouldn’t fit her mind

She thanks him for his helping though
It got her to do this so…

Yeah, I’m done. Peace.