There and Rap Again (Yoda's Rap Challange (I regret nothing))

by Russell Ruffino
originally published at 06:06PM on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 mature

My first name’s Russell, the second Ruffino
Don’t try and hustle me, I’ll cream you

This ain’t understated, it’s a rap ficlet
nothing too complicated, just couplets

Lets resume about my nom de plume
If I don’t mention it soon I’ll run out of room

But I could be generic and be anti-gay
then talk about women in a negative way

I’ve got my cap on backwards
you better clap my rap words

This hasn’t really been about my name
but don’t be silly, I could do this all day

There’s been no pattern, to my rhythms
that don’t matter, nothing rhymes with rhythms!

I bet your frantic, reading pointless verse
if you’re pedantic, it don’t get no worse

I’ll mention my name again, real soon
if this was a game, then I’d lose

Russell was my first surname, it got old
Then I got it changed, by deed poll

My last surname is a tad more celebrated
My granddad had it, before he emigrated

I better wrap this up this seems like the place
before I crap this up, and run out of sp




  • from Russell Ruffino:

    The title is a lie, I regret most of it, and I’m sorry you just had to read it.

    It’s all good fun though, isn’t it?

  • from One Time, One Chance:

    lolololol i love this! i may be biased, i love all raps, but whatever, this is still awesome!

  • from uselessness:

    The ending is perfect. :-P

  • from YodaOnCrack:

    Good work!!

  • from emma jo_234:

    Hahaha great ending. Funny title too. Glad to see we’re all spreading our horizons. ;]

  • from Kermitgorf:

    All good fun, reslly funny, nothing rhymes with rhyme lol