The First Response

by Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz
originally published at 04:12PM on Sunday, December 16, 2007

‚ÄúLiving with the fear of imminently dying in a side impact car accident makes intersections feel like brain surgery for a hyperventilating doctor.‚Ä?
If the doctor hyperventilates so easily he should have never become a doctor in the first place. Think of all those years wasted in grad school. What a shame. You’d think at some point he would have realized that the medical field was not his calling. And what patient in his right mind would choose such a doctor. Well I guess the patient wouldn’t be in his right mind, ergo the brain surgery.
What if the brain surgery was needed because the patient was a victim of a side impact car accident. That would be ironic. Maybe he should have thought to take the “T” instead.
But then you never know who is riding public transportation with you. There are a lot of weirdos out there. Stalkers too. Are you stalking me?
You know, I could track you down if I wanted to. But I think it’s best if I just forget. So here is your stupid notebook back. Find yourself another victim…