The Mr. Darcy Rap

by Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy
originally published at 08:47PM on Thursday, December 20, 2007 mature

My name’s Mrs. Darcy
I’ve got to say
Lizzy Bennet though she had him
but I stole him away

The grounds of Pemberly
is the best of all ‘hoods
Derbyshire’s hot shit
And we’re pimpin’ in the woods

I’ve got the man every
lady wishes she had
Fergie think she’s got men
Then she saw me and is so mad

I’m rollin’ in the big ones
In the Hollywood crowd
Partyin so hard
And let’s get looouuuddd!

Me and Mr. Darcy
Yeah I’m Mrs. Darcy
Ooooh yeah