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UNIVERSE v8.5.2 WIP #9 (12.21.2007)

New features:

Black Holes now lead to a dimension of pudding.
Support for Beer Goggles implemented – women will stay as attractive the following morning as you thought they were the night before.
Full Intelligence emulation. Dumb people are now better at pretending to be smart.
Redesigned GUI .
Speed of light increased to 1,080,000,00 km/h for ease of remembrance.

Bugs fixed:
“White light” glitch fixed. People in near-death experiences would often see the “White light” and believe they were ascending to some sort of “heaven.” This has been corrected.
Fixed glitch that would occasionally cause supernovas to crash the Universe, requiring a restart from the last saved back-up.
Minor updates.

Bugs to be fixed:
The increase of the speed of light has caused a few minor glitches that we are currently working on in time for the next official release.
Color display issues. If you are not seeing colors correctly, switch the Universe off for thirty seconds, then switch it on again.

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