Every Species Has Problems:A Christmas Special

by N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja
originally published at 11:36AM on Monday, December 24, 2007

Now, of course I had to do a Christmas story! I was at santa’s house when I found this article in the “Santa Chronicles”

_“On Sunday January the 11 there was an attempt on Santa’s life. Venny, an elf who worked in the IPOD section of the toy shop was the attacker. Reports say Venny was very stressed because of his job and was on
antideppresents. This recent accident has led to the adding of an extra day-off.
“This should not be happening, especially with elfs, we need a solution.” said the big man himself, Santa.
Venny randomly opened fire with an extra-high-powered nerf gun as Santa entered the shop. After injuring 2 other elfs and almost hitting Santa, Venny shot himself in the head.

“This was really sad for the elf community, mostly because it was so close to Christmas.” said head elf Gregory.”_

This really proves that humans are not the only crazy “beings” out there and that everyone, even Santa’s elfs have problems.