sherwin williams' description of himself

by N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja
originally published at 11:53AM on Monday, December 24, 2007

Hi, my name is sherwin williams. I’m a character in N555champ’s creepy mind. I have brown, greasy hair. Well, I’m actually balding but I have a sweet comb-over. That’s right ladies, a sexy comb-over. I’m moderately short and I like to were suits. An acceptable place for my pants would be at my nipples. I wear big brown-rimmed spectacles with a strap on the back. Uh…my favorite color is brown. I like playing chess when I’m not milking my pet snake Bessie Sue. If you’re interested go ahead and email me at