Well, I know y’all won’t find this too boring.

Least not coming from me anyway, ‘cos I’m a baby y’see and babies are always the most interesting thing in the room. No, trust me on this one. You have an office pool full of ladies, then bring me in. Bam! Not a keyboard is left in action, they’ve all come to see you-know-who for a bit of intellectual enlightenment to brighten their otherwise boring day. Just letting you know, we can get anywhere.

But anyway, back to what I was saying. You ain’t gonna be bored with this, let me tell you. Well, my mates an me have decided enough is enough. We’re fed up of milk that’s a little too warm, little too cold or not from the breast.

So we’re doing something about it. Yes. We’re taking over the world!

Laugh if y’like but we’re doing it, just wait and see. When three thousand stinky nappies land in your living room you’ll be singing a different story. Today the White House, tomorrow the world.

Now ‘nuff said. Give me my Binky and we’ll let you live. For now.