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kittens for mittens CHALLENGE!

Despite the title (and picture) my challenge has absolutely nothing to do with kittens (unless you really wish it so.)

Okay, big marker here, two hundred! Although at this point, that’s probably not a big deal to anyone anymore.

Okay, challenge time. Write a story using any one (or more) of the character inspirations listed below. I’ll pull the plug on the challenge when it seems necessary.

A one legged woman named Ilene

A poor soul, wandering the Earth, hoping to find his lost shaker of salt

A small beagle who’s front left paw is stuck in a condom

A knee high princess, with suprisingly green eyes and horrid breath

A girl, seventeen, with short black hair and a cigarette

And extrmely hard-of-hearing voodoo priest

A smelly man on a bus

Bob, your everyday couch potato

A psychotic mall santa who lets children sit on his knee then shouts at them manicly

A vegetarian vampire with a lust for soy

Kei, a bounty hunter from the future

A woman who can speak only in rhyme

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