The Great Gnarfor, Part Two of Two

by Amo de Tuus Aetas et Mors
originally published at 03:18PM on Wednesday, January 30, 2008

And under the shadow of the Great Gnarfor, the people of Sicily shuddered.

But they were not defenseless. War jets began to fly toward the Gnarfor. They launched missiles at the monstrosity. The Gnarfor would not be beat! It’s electrifying weaponary tentacles wrapped around each of the jets and both short-circuited their systems, and threw them into the Mediterranean Sea.

The American troops which had been sent to destroy this Gnarfor, that had terrorized New York and most of the Eastern Seaboard, had arrived at that very moment! They freefell down en masse onto the Gnarfor’s bone carapace and shot at it madly.

Now, if the Gnarfor didn’t perhaps over-shock itself with it’s own stinging tentacles hitting the carapace nerves and mentally damaging itself, then the dead troops falling down at once drove it back into the sea. Mentally frail all at once, it dropped into the sea and began swimming hastily back to its lair all the more.

The thousands of War Nautili killed the Gnarfor in an instant!!