There was a man named Dan. His friend’s name was Peter Pan, and he took Dan’s hand and said, “Hold on, man!” to Dan. They flew above a large dam, and flew towards a planet named Garfan.

There, waiting for them was a man named Jan. He was always made fun of in school because it was a girl’s name, and they said his parents should have named him Xan. He liked calling himself Xan, so we called him JanXan.

Dan and Peter Pan went to visit JanXan in his house, which was in the shape of a coke can.

There they met a dog named frog, who had a friend who was a hog. The hog lived in a moggy bog. JanXan’s brother was named Golliwog, and he liked to drink eggnog. When the eggnog was gone, Golliwog was sad and killed the dog named frog, and almost killed JanXan. He told Dan and Peter Pan to leave, and so they did. Dan went back to his normal life, living in his old crooked house, married to a small crooked mouse…

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