Hi, my name’s Detective Defective, and I am a curious cat. No, I really mean it. Literally, I got turned into a cat. So, I think, unless you’re stupid, you know I’m a cat. One thing I’d like to say is : Being a cat sucks. Dogs getmore freedom. Humans have the most freedom. Anyway, I’m a black cat, with a black collar. Get It? I’m FREE !!!! Sort of. My owners are my best friends, Jessica and Nick. so, we all live in Jessica’s apartment. We have our own detective agency in the building next door. We can get from the agency to her apartment easily-we open the window and jump 8 inches to get to her apartment.Ok, I’m geting boring. I’m the real detective,Jessica’s the secretary,and Nick pretends to be the real detective while he is the head investigator/evidence analyzer/my assistant. i do most of the work.. We have a few other helpers: the rest of our friends- Emily,David,Vincent, Robbie,Jackie,Rachael,and Danny. So, if you have a mystery that needs to be solved, just throw a peanut-butter covered oreo in the air!