I'm Not Going To Hurt You

by Phil Sporlan
originally published at 12:41AM on Monday, February 18, 2008

UGG finally gets home. He begins to write a letter to the blonde that visits his dreams.

“I don’t want you to think I’m creepy” he crinkles and tosses.
“Hi my name is Ernest, we have worked together for two years” he crinkle and tosses.
“You are probably wondering why I’m writing you a letter. Last night I almost killed myself.” yet another crinkle followed by a toss that doesn’t make it into the basket.

UGG turns the light off and goes to sleep.




  • from Kermitgorf:

    Trying to write a letter like that feeling the rejection before that will come , he tosses the letters away.very real feeling.