Conversation with Self and Clyde.

by Strait Jacket Child
originally published at 05:37PM on Saturday, March 01, 2008

Why are you even doing this?


Writing, you know you can’t write

I-i-i know.., but it’s something to do.

That’s true. You’re so boring, you need a hobby

Don’t you have clyde to play with?

Clyde’s being a bastard today, you know that

Right. well what do you propose we do?

I suppose you could finish this.

Didn’t you just say I sucked at writing?

I did, but I didn’t say you should stop.

But you asked why I was doing it.

I still didn’t say you should stop.

you should have

What are you doing here Clyde, I thought you were off trying to kill the masks.

I was, I did, I got bored so I came back

you’ve got some, eh, blood there.


....Right, you don’t care.

This is boring, again. And you still can’t write.

....She’s right you know


so what do you think about that?


  • from butterflygirl6106:

    Very realistic, although you are having the conversation with your self. It truly sounded like another person you were talking to. Great Job!

  • from THX 0477:

    Ah, and I thought I was being original adding a third voice. Don’t I feel silly. Odd and self-discouraging but intriguing.

  • from Jenunique:

    This is fun. :D Maybe it shouldn’t be. But it is. Getting into others’ heads like this. I like this challenge. A lot. ;)

  • from Freedom:

    Great job on this! I agree with Jenu too!

  • from flute faerie:

    Wow, 3! You’re a pro!

  • from Alexa ♥:

    Very odd.

  • from wytherwings:

    ha i loved the third voice