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Dissed!

I totally ignored Kirsty trying to get my attention. I was about to shoot her the bird, but I decided against it.
We probably stood there until I became self-conscious, and step back to look at Macy and Kirtsy’s staring Moms.
“Uh…Hi, I’m Garret.” I said, addressing Macy’s Mom “Hi Mrs. Walter.” I said, addressing Kirsty’s mom.
Nice botox.
I smiled inwardly at Mrs. Walter’s ageless face.
God, she must be over 50 by now.
“So…” Macy’s mom began. “You must be Garret.”
“Uh-huh.” I said.
“Yep.” Kirsty said, not missing a step. “He’s going out with me.”
I looked over at her, giving her a perfect look.
“Excuse, me.” i said. “But are you on drugs?”
Kirsty raised her eyebrows at me while her Mom’s expression remained impassive, nostrils flared.
I read her expression. It just screamed: WHAT DID YOU SAY !?
“You heard me.” I said
My cell phone rang, of course, it was my mom.
“Hello?”

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