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Is awesomeness worth all that tuna?

“He grows too fast. There’s no stopping him. He’s eating through resources like an alpha release of a Microsoft product. We tried to buy more space, time, whatever you guys have asked for, but he just keeps leaking out of the seams.
I think there’s not enough future in cat-based processing to justify all the tuna this project has already cost us”, concluded Janet from accounting (it had some other fancy name he kept forgetting and was ashamed to ask. Something along the lines of “fiscal balance guidance” or something just as badly translated from Japanese).

“Give us until International day of awesomeness. I’m sure we fix it until then”, said Han from creation (that’s “development” in plain English).

Actually, he was counting on Fritz (that’s the cat) to either grow the necessary spare parts or come up with a bright idea. Many times he did. It was all a matter of tuna.

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