Sexual Harrasement or Not

by butterflygirl6106
originally published at 02:38PM on Friday, March 14, 2008

“You are not my type for the hundredth time Mort.”

“Why not?”

” I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings!”

“You want hurt my feelings, after all I have been trying to take you out for 3 years.”

“Yes, and everytime you get the same response.”

“So, then what will it take to get you to stop, I am annoyed by all of this?”

“One date, and I will leave you alone.”

“No,No,No!”

“You are so mean!”

“Thats the point, you should have gotten it 3 miles down the road.”

“So, what will it take for me to get you to change your mind?”

“You keep this up, and you want have a mind.”

“This is hard work, I should get paid for asking you on a date.”

“You should, becaues by now you would be a rich man,”

“I want to take you out!”

“Ok, you have pushed me far enough with this I am going to the boss.”

“What for she went out with me last week.”

“Then I am going to HR and report you for sexual Harrassement.”

“Ok, I want ask any more you should have said that in the first place.”

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Comments

  • from atllta:

    Hmm, I can’t tell if this is a real instance or not. My ex is dealing with some workplace sexual harassment that involves inappropriate text messages.

    I’d say this is borderline, but worth bringing up with the appropriate HR people if the first threat doesn’t put the fear of God in him…

  • from Twitch:

    I think it is…

  • from Trying to Blend:

    It’s funny sometimes …If they are good looking, it’s flirting, if not, it’s harrassment.
    Intense story here.