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Isnt immortality Grand?

Let go of the past! Let go of the future! Let go of the present and cross over to the farther shore of existence. With your mind wholly liberated, you shall come no more to birth and death. – Buddha…

Buddha! I remember him! He was a darn good teacher. But then again so was Aristotle, Socrates, Da vinci, Einstein, Confucius, and a large number of other influencial people. It would have been nice to study under Jesus, but I guess I missed that boat.

Trust me, all these guys are really not as great as they are said to be today. If you have not learned by now, I am immortal, but Shhhh! Dont tell anyone. But as I was saying. Aristotle was conceited, and vain. Einstein had Alzheimers despite all his brain activity/capacity. Da vinci was a trouble maker, he was mischevious and always in trouble. Confucius was gluttonous (as was Buddha, but his pot belly made him famous). Socrates was said to be very popular among the ladies, as in plural..

But then again, we all have our faults, dont we?

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