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Random Answers (Random Quiz)

1. Have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite gender…

Yes.

...for halloween?

Ummmm, no.

2. Have you ever dropped something out of a window?

Yes.

3. DO YOU or DO YOU NOT play an instrument? If so, what?

I do. Most recently, acoustic guitar. In the past, any number of brass, including tuba, baritone, trombone, french horn, and a wee bit of trumpet.

4. IF you DO INDEED play and instrument, IS IT THE TRUMPET ?

At one time.

5. IF it IS INDEED THE TRUMPET , have you ever EMPTIED YOUR SPIT VALVE OVER AND INNOCENT GIRL ’S HEAD ?

Head? No…

6. What is the most valuable thing…
...you have broken.

A girl’s heart? (Is that too cliche?) Monetary wise, a truck.

7.Have you ever eaten a worm? (fried or otherwise)

Not that I recall.

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What do I win?

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