My ex-husband « the ficlets memorial

My ex-husband

by suzieaim
originally published at 11:54PM on Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Monkeys make horrible spouses. So I married the other guy with the ripe banana and blue silk tie. If only the similarities ended there.

from StephanieBamBam:

hahahaha this is great :)
from Herman Hawthorne:

Very funny, wait are you saying we are all monkeys?????
from suzieaim:

Nooooooooo… not all of you! LOL
from David K.:

My banana was still green when I got married. And it was a polyester tie. I’ve grown up since then, fortunately.
from Antonio E. Lopes:

That’s pretty impressive, packing that much of a wallop into such a tiny amount of words. Funny and brilliant. I wish I could buy the movie rights.
from cosleia:

haha, very nice!
from The K:

ripe banana?
from babbage cabbage:

At least the tie was silk, but was it a double Windsor knot ?
from QuakeDisruptor:

What happened to all the views on this story?

Excellent.
from suzieaim:

Ha – I don’t know. Cool!
from The Violets:

http://www.submarinechannel.com/moviemaker/php/mm_showmovie.php?id=3423
from Saint Chuck:

Nice, great amount of humor in such a small amount of words. I love it.
from User 2271:

are you guy
from twittervlog:

great – a perfect ficlet for prequelling or sequelling :)