Seven and a Half Years later

by Phil Sporlan
originally published at 11:32PM on Friday, May 23, 2008 mature

He gets home, it’s been raining all day. Twelve hours at work really eats up a day.

“Hi babe”
No answer from his wife, she’s doing dishes.

“I said hello!”
She turns and says “What?”
“I said get your ears checked!” He hates repeating himself.

“Well I’m doing the dishes!”
“No shit”

The romance is gone, poor love. They have become consumer droids. Have a nice nap.