“Well, this was unexpected.” Callie thought as she woke up next to Dave. She thought back on the previous events..

It was just a quick visit to her neighbour’s for a pint of milk. It was a lovely sunny day, so when Dave invited her in for a cool glass of Malibu and Orange, how could she resist? Next thing she knew, he had all kinds of ideas on what to do with the spare ice.

He was an attractive man, but she was still rather suprised when he requested her to “Go to the garden and get out your buns”. Still, what was life if you can’t have a little fun? So, she agreed.

It wasn’t long before she was lighting a fire under his unusually large piece of meat. She took a long, cold drink before wrapping her lips around it. The mixture of cold ice and his hot, engorged package was so tantalising she nearly fell down with pleasure.

She then went about reducing Dave’s large, black lumps of coal into no more than ash, and fell asleep.

“We’ll have to have another barbecue.”