I got into the habit of taking my phone everywhere. In case of anything really, I would have it. I called myself everyday, and everything bad that was going to happen didn’t. It was amazing.
I was at a restaurant with a bunch of friends when I saved
myself.
“What are you going to order?” asked Brianna. I shrugged my shoulders.
“I don’t know, the sushi sounds good,”. As soon as those words left my mouth, the phone rang.
“Be right back,” I mumbled. I went into the restroom and answered.
“Hello?”
“Don’t order the sushi!”
“Why? Sometimes, you just confuse me.”
“Because,”.
“Because what?”
“Well, I can’t tell you why I tell you not to do things, I just can tell you what not to do. It’s my job.”
“What?”
“Just don’t order the sushi!” I hung up on myself once again.
Back at the table I ordered…something I didn’t know the name of. It was Chinese, you can’t blame me.
“I’m getting the sushi,” said Brianna and almost everybody else at the table.
“Don’t!” I yelped. Everyone starred at me.
“Never mind, never mind,”.