The GummiGeist.(The Dead Tell Tales Challenge)

by Mighty-Joe Young
originally published at 07:45PM on Friday, June 20, 2008

“So that’s it!”
“Feel anything?”
“S’what susie said when you took her virginity”?
“Shut up I am serious.”
“No”
“Not at all.”
“Nothing.”
“Wait i am the Evil Plankton
“We’re idiots, you cant get possessed from a book. i gotta put Gummi to bed b’for my sister gets here.”
So as everyone was leaving Jinx handed me a medallion.
“Here keep this it counters the spell.”
“Get out” and i threw the medallion and put my nephew to bed.
Later that night.
“WWAYYHW”
Hey little Gummi go back to sleep
Trash you’re comin wit me.”said the baby.
With that my infant nephew seized my throat and tried to stab me in the eye, with a rectal thermometer. I tried to scramble but the Yoda like yougin was delivering more blows than Jenna Jameson. I lost my footing and crashed into my sister’s china cabinent.He grabbed a huge piece of broken glass.
NOW DIE “He ordered
As he swung, my hand found the medallion and thrust it.
My sister came in at the exact moment he returned to a baby; then the real horror began.

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Comments

  • from BernerOberland:

    Ok that was like action packed and.. weird.. lol

  • from ♠Ana Cristina♥:

    I agree, weird. But cool. Some capitalization mistakes here and there that some proof-reading should take care of.

  • from thebetweenspace:

    That was action-packed. Not exactly what I expected, but an exciting story nevertheless.

  • from JLaughter:

    Proof positive that all children are evil, and should be destroyed.

  • from John Perkins:

    “More blows than Jenna Jameson,” was very, very funny. 5 Stars just for that.
    And I agree 100% with Jon. Just because we call it a fetus, doesn’t change the fact that it’s technically a parasite.

  • from Apostrophe :

    Yeahh uhhh how does this translate to a story about the dead. its supposed to be a ghost story.

  • from Mighty-Joe Young:

    Sarah i love your legaly blonde-style commentary please keep em coming they really do make me feel like a sub-genuis. but on a serious note, possession if possible is usually done by a ghost which could be a synonym for spirit, or demon, or angel, or djinn, so i figured it would qualify, but blondes do have more fun.