This month we made a number of hardware purchases to add to our datacenter and have already integrated many of these changes into our everyday systems. Some of you might have noticed the emails we sent out last week about the downtime encountered when installing neural co-processors into some servers. This was due to some unforeseen difficulties with the new equipment, but now that we have the very best team assembled we can assure you that all is now running smoothly.

:: Bleeding Edge Servers

At the heart of our recent purchases is the Jovian 5520 Neural Co-Processor. This nano-engineered computing powerhouse is the industry standard in high level processing. Any Equivalent Intelligence apps will be passing the Turing Test in no time with these in your servers.

The machines implicated in this event were servers NL-001 through AS-023. Interviews with subjects ibn Auda and Vronel are detailed in the full report. The relationship between ibn Auda and Katherine Malinowski (CEO) is also documented there.