Birth of a ninja mole

by chakatreatmentson!(LoA)
originally published at 02:19PM on Tuesday, July 01, 2008

It just goes to show you that when you’ve been up for nine days you can really tell who your friends are.Granted I had been something of a conspicuous mess in that particular den of iniquity for upwards of ten hours or so , but I was hardly a spectacle , well at least until the ninja moles showed up…
Settle down are already know your question , what’s a ninja mole?To this I blithely explained (twitching spastically the entire time)that a ninja mole is the apparition or force that paranoiacs think are the police or a government agency chasing them when they are in the grips of a prolonged delusion.”No man , the DEA is totally staking out my place”-ninja mole , “My phone at work is bugged “-ninja mole, “the government has secret spy satellites in space monitoring my brain function”-big honkin’ ninja mole…You see I simply refused to have delusions of anything so terribly common as any police agency, no if I am to be pursued it would have to be an original creature , and the ninja moles were born…

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Comments

  • from Laine the Grey:

    When I read the title, I thought (sarcastically) “this is gonna be great”. Then, I read it, and I thought “this IS great”, and it was void of all sarcasm whatsoever.

  • from Laine the Grey:

    When I read the title, I thought (sarcastically) “this is gonna be great”. Then, I read it, and I thought “this IS great”, and it was void of all sarcasm whatsoever.

  • from Oy:

    Whoa. I was looking for actual ninja moles. ya know, with the numb chucks and the mask. This works too, though.

  • from THX 0477:

    Cute little rambling train of thought from a slightly off individual. Missed word or something in the first sentence of the second paragraph.