further depredations of a ginormous drag queen

by chakatreatmentson!(LoA)
originally published at 03:04PM on Tuesday, July 01, 2008 mature

As I was contentedly tripping balls on the balcony of one of the quarters less seedy gay bars ,my companion of the evening stumbled back to meet me with a look on his face like he’d just seen Saddam Hussein’s ghost fucking Liza Minnelli’s huge red ass.
“What is it Charles? What’s wrong?” I was somewhat apprehensive , my fried little mind attempting to extrapolate from expression alone what could have so discomfited my friend,so quickly.
“I was waiting in line for the bathroom…”he said.
“Yes, go on,”come on come on come on.Spit it out!
“And that Amazon Drag Queen…”he stuttered.
“Yeah , Simone , what happened?”She had appeared on the scene for the very first time that weekend, all 6’5” and 350 lbs. of her.
”.... she told me I had dick suckin’ lips..”he spluttered on the verge of tears.
“It’s o.k. she’s gone now,” i said,trying to keep his trip from heading south. But was i telling the truth?Are any of us really safe from that much queen?Only time will tell.




  • from Mighty-Joe Young:

    I dare you to write about her gettin shot in the face. or about her throwing the bartender out of the oz. I dont mean out of the oz i mean from the bar through the door into the outside.

  • from Mighty-Joe Young:

    or wait maybe its time for glen a boy dressing like a girl dressing like a boy(equiped with fake mustache)