Here I am stuck in the middle with jews

by chakatreatmentson!(LoA)
originally published at 07:59PM on Wednesday, July 02, 2008 mature

Doc the bartender impersonator leans in and asks if I’ll ,”pour this hustin’ cock sucker a drink while I use this hooker in the bathroom”...Well saying no not being my strong suit , I shlepped my sci-fi punky brewster lookin ass behind the bar and poured a drink for Cuntry while the erstwhile bartender adjourned to the skeeve hole that was serving as a bathroom to get his dick sucked by some rental property he’d been referring to as “trick baby” all day long.
Over the course of the next 45 minutes various and sundry aquaintances strolled in and were either shocked or delighted at my presence behind the bar,in the meantime my buzz was wearin off and that had to be the goddamn longest bar bathroom blow job in recorded history,where is this nigga at ?!
“Sorry that took so long ,I couldn’t get off until she let me piss in her mouth…”




  • from Mighty-Joe Young:

    real shit!!! but you are going to get kicked off dang you didnt have bring out trick baby.

  • from Apostrophe :

    as a female the whole rental property sort of irked me.. but none the less.. it was a very colorful written story.

  • from Kermitgorf:

    yeah, gotta say title was offensive, didn’t really connect with the character and glad you marked it mature,, It’s not to my taste, but good luck and all. a lot of mispelled words, made it a difficult read. sorry.

  • from John Perkins:

    I’m also confused by the title as I don’t see where it fits in with the story. Though, I’m probably missing something.
    However, I absolutely loved “sci-fi punky brewster lookin ass.”

  • from Music-Hearted:

    I also found the title a little offensive… and I don’t really see how it connects.

    I’m with Apostrophe on this… as a female, I found it a little irritating. It’s not really my style, but thanks for contributing to Ficlets…

  • from chakatreatmentson!(LoA):

    ...A note on the title- it’s a play on words parody of a song lyric. The last words of the prequel were “Queers to the left of me , junkies to the right…”the sequels tirtle follows “here i am stuck in the middle with jews”get it – a bad pun…
    I hope it makes a bit more sense now (but it wasn’t ever supposed to be terribly logical, its kind of an inside gag for an audience of one)-sorry if i offended…

  • from Mighty-Joe Young:

    hey listen i know ya’ll wont believe this but this a real true story real talk i was there it really happened i swear. What should really be offensive is she answered to trick baby

  • from Mighty-Joe Young:

    hey ya’ll are not taking into account that chaka is a female.

  • from Mighty-Joe Young:

    hey how do i get back to the simone story oh never i found it