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some more questions.

some more questions;

if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
why would you bother to put “ph” in phone instead of “f” in fone?
if a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM ?
if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

more questions still :)

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