‘Where did that come from?’

“Here.” rang out

‘What?’

“Your being a bit thick. Haven’t you gotten that anything goes in hell. Really now. Anyway, I am the dark lord, Beelz, Satan, or what ever you feel like calling me. But down to it, I run this place.” It seemd as though it came from the light. Which was strange, shouldn’t Satan be some giant goat beast, or a snake or something?

“I thought that god had the rights to the silvery light.”
Jacek seemed surprised by how he spoke. Hes not normally like this.

“Don’t be surprised,” Cooed Satan, “It must be hard to find yourself in hell as opposed to begging for mercy at those damned pearly gates.” Satan chuckled, “I’m but a buisness man, and the agreement to my own lot was to do the whole “eternal punishment” deal. I wouldn’t if i didn’t have to. Not saying I don’t enjoy it, bit of a sadist, really.” He was thoroughly amused with himself, but Jacek wouldn’t stand for it.

“Why am I here?”

“How did you die?” The laughter faded.

“I…” Rubbing chest, “Was shot.”