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Sheltered? I Should Think Not.

The problem with parochial school is that parents think that all you get there is an education. A sheltered education at that. Now that, see that just makes me laugh…If only they knew what we knew.

We here at St. Mary’s Luthern pride ourselves in knowing that we are the supposed elite, the brilliant, the sheltered, the innocent. What a riot.

We aren’t really sheltered, just sneaky. That would be how no one noticed us dragging a fire pit on the roof. Three times this month. Seriously. And they think we’re sheltered.

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