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Oh What the Hell...

Seven weeks later I’m suffering from a terrible stomach ache. Every morning and throughout the day I become ‘sick’.

What could it be? Why am I gaining weight?

“So when are you do?” my co-worker asks me as we walk into the employee lounge together.

“What do you mean? I’m not pregnant.” I reply as I walk back out of the room.

And then it dawns on me: But the last time I had sex was like 6 or 7 weeks ago. OH SHIT ! I AM pregnant.

I drop my coffee and scream, “What the FUCK am I going to do?!”

The entire office stops what they’re doing and just stares at me. They knew. They fucking knew the whole time. Could they have said anything?

I leave work to go find him without saying anything to my boss. I am so shocked. I cannot think of anything else.

I cross the street and BAM ! I get hit by a car and die. I only came back to tell you NOT TO HAVE ONE NIGHT STANDS !!! Haha. Just kidding. I don’t care what you do. I don’t even know you. Have fun while you can!

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