RaNdOm SeNtEnCeS!!!!!!!

“Why the hell did George Lucas take my frog legs?!”

“My favorite animal would be the Pangolin.”“

“Honey, the damned Ostriches stole my favorite soup ladel again!”

“Why do the aliens have to steal my garbage?”

“All i could think of while I was taking a shower were giraffes consuming Harry potter…”

“Captain kirk impregnated my homaphrodite offspring, so i kicked his dog.”

“Orthopediatricians generally smell like lima beans.”

“Frikkn’ Vietnamese”

“Dude, I’m tellin you, it was Corbin Bleu who threw a wrench at my tibia and put clorox bleach on my ant farm.”