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The Easter bunny (imposter!!!)

it was a very early march and i was 1st in line to see the EASTER BUNNY !!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!

So i was 4 hours early. I wanted to see him sooo bad!

but i had this problem you see… I kinda well got a short blater…

(2 hours l8er)

“mommy mommy mommy mommy MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY I GATTA GO POTTIE !!!!!!!!!!”

“NO YOU Don’t!!!”

“BUT MOMMY ”

“SHUT UP!!!!”

“OOOO MOMMY SAID BAD WORD !!!”

“YOU little $&x%x && x%x $& $#x%x % x%x $#@$&$#&%$^$#” (sensered)

the little girl had a shocked expersion she couldn’[t belive what her mommy just said…

(2 more houres passed)

(Im going to kill this little girl if she dosn’t shut the hell up) her mom was thinking to herself

finally the easter bunny came!!

“OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THE EASTER BUNNY !!!!!!!!

they opened the line and the little girl sat on thr bunnys soft and cuddly lap…

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