What Happens in Spamalot...[ALBC]

by g2 (la pianista irlandesa)
originally published at 07:25PM on Saturday, November 15, 2008

The king and his servant Jimmy stately “galloped” through the expensive forest. “And, jump!” the king cried. “Whoa, whoa!” he cried as they slowed in front of the stone fort.

“Hello!” the servant called up. A face popped over the edge.

“Who are you?” the face asked, Frenchly saturated.

The king replied, indignantly, “I’m Acki, King of the Radios. I’m looking for a band of knights, days too, to help me on the Quest for the Great Unicorn.”

The French face smirked. “Oh, we already have one of those, it’s very nice.”

Acki and Jimmy looked at each other in surprise. “Can we see it?” Jimmy asked.

A wooden dowel coated with glue flew from the sky, planting itself firmly on Jimmy’s forehead.

“There! Now you can see it, you silly king!”

Acki and Jimmy looked at each other. The king shrugged.

“Well, that quest is over. Onto the next. Mount! Canter!”

They galloped deeper into the expensive forest to the sound of clacking hollowed coconuts.




  • from PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA):

    nice twist on the MP quest

  • from OrangeOreos:

    I love MP… And you did a great job changing it around!

  • from Kermitgorf:

    Awsome tribute to spamalot/Monty Python, very funny. I can see the action in my mind, wonderful dialogue.

  • from Mask By The Moon:

    You win in my opinion. Monty Python comedy troupe forever!