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We Interrupt This Regularly Schedualed Ficlet to Bring You These Challenge Results

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Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you these breaking results. After we announce them, someone needs to fix them.

For best satire of a “useful product” commercial with the potential of actually being useful…
Lubricat-All, Mistress Elsha

For appealing to this announcer’s need to freeze time while doing a research paper…
Uni-Mote, NightMaiden

For absolute weirdest commercial (and best side effects)...
Gavolopherine X, ALRO613

And…

For the commercial illustrating how fun it can be to make fun of infomercials…
An Infomercial, OrangeOreos

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