Watching the Joker’s brilliant idea, I decided to mask a hostage as no other but my beautiful self. Batman is stupider than he looks. Well you know I did the costume very well if I do say so myself.

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The hostage hit the floor and stayed down. I reminded him through the ear piece he had that wasn’t visible to our bat.

“Remember what happens if you don’t play by my rules, remember i’ll do all the talking and you just stand there and be pretty.” I whispered.

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The hostage got to his feet swiftly. I had a small speaker wired into the costume. So as long as the hostage followed suit, I could be there talking to Batman while talking through a hostage to Batman if that makes any sense.

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“I’ll kill everyone in here if you take one step.” I said into to my microphone. I reached for the security guard hat and instantly thought myspace pictures. I reminded myself where I was. Batty went to kill the hostage.

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I stepped out of my hiding spot.
“Hey.” I said casually.