Best Now

by fooeynet
originally published at 02:55PM on Thursday, March 15, 2007

That vortex was me. I was sitting at the end of Aisle 14, surrounded by a monstrous heap of empty Red Baron pizza boxes, shreds of mozzarella clinging to my goatee, chunks of frozen pepperoni squares hiding in the folds of my exposed belly.

Prequels

Sequels

Comments

  • from User 5751:

    ewwwwwwww thats icky fat ppl creep me out