Best Now

by fooeynet
originally published at 02:55PM on Thursday, March 15, 2007

That vortex was me. I was sitting at the end of Aisle 14, surrounded by a monstrous heap of empty Red Baron pizza boxes, shreds of mozzarella clinging to my goatee, chunks of frozen pepperoni squares hiding in the folds of my exposed belly.




  • from User 5751:

    ewwwwwwww thats icky fat ppl creep me out