Michael Jordan Born To Be a Kung-fu Master

by N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja
originally published at 09:07AM on Sunday, August 12, 2007

When you hear the name Michael Jordan you probably think of a great basketball player who won a ton of championships.

That’s only one side of Michael Jordan; the other side is a kung-fu warrior trained by Kakauucheenammatu who has saved the world from the evils of the universe hundreds of times. You see Michael Jordan was born in the mountains of Japan where he was trained to be a kung-fu-ninja-samuri warrior. Sadly, halfway through the training Michael Jordan’s sensei Kakauucheenammatu (a.k.a Steve) dissapeared mysteriously. The kung-fu school was closed soon afterward and Michael Jordan had to move to the United States where he would live for the rest of his life. When Michael Jordan arrived in the U.S.A he quickly enrolled in every martial arts school he could. By the age of 10 Michael was already stronger, more powerful than all of his senseis. For the next few years M.J learned to be a normal American like all of his neighbors and classmates. Until one day…

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Comments

  • from Kiarra:

    hmm…one day what?

  • from Kiarra:

    hmm…one day what?