Brass Eagle and the Escape From the Notorious Furry Bond Fanatic

by Stovohobo
originally published at 04:30PM on Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Dr. Oblivion opened a door in front of Brass Eagle. “Step inside,” he crooned in his best Bond-villain voice. Brass Eagle raised his eyebrows and walked through the threshold.

He surveyed the area in front of him and gasped.

Dr. Oblivion smiled at his reaction. Brass Eagle, seeing this, turned his head, eyebrows raised again. “Well, this obviously wasn’t you. Frankly, you’re a moron. Not to mention a munchkin.”

The furry doctor ground his teeth. “I would shut up if I were you. I’m about to put you through a series of very, very painful tests.”

“Oh, gonna put me in a cage filled with your own species of ferocious Care Bear? Actually, that wouldn’t be too painful. More like getting hugged to death.”

Knowing full well what would happen, Brass Eagle said, “Do you expect me to talk?”

Oblivion looked like he was in pain. “NoMr.BondIexpectyoutod—!” He blurted all in one word, but was cut short when Eagle jabbed him in the neck.




  • from Officially:

    Ha ha ha! I love the use of Bond references here, and that’s always been my favorite.

  • from blueyedwonder:

    aw what happened to dr oblivion’s speech impediment? good job though…he is a moron, this is true.

  • from Stovohobo:

    Yeah, I noticed the lack of his speech impediment after I wrote it, but I thought there wasn’t too much change anyway. Oh well.

  • from Alexa ♥:

    gonna put me in a cage filled with your own species of ferocious Care Bear
    Well, thanks for bringing up those memories! {Shudders.}

  • from User 6268:

    This one was a funny one.